Hey What’s Up

[Hey What’s Up]

I wrote more stuff!

I love Mass Effect and I love turians so i made part one of a fic.

Summary: Jaime is a human who took a job as a colony specialist on the planet Aros. He’s good with tech and is trained in biotics so he’s good help all around. Yet why is the turian security chief of the colony so awkward and rigid around him? Could there be some hostility between the two? Or perhaps there’s just been some miscommunication? Who knows! Except I do. And you’ll know too if you get reading.

MLM Human X Turian

Read it here on my Ao3.

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Anonymous asked:

do you like men

faggotcwilbur answered:

man is a hopeless creature. i don’t like much of anyone

[faggotcwilbur]

oh if you meant sexually then yes

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[toastpotent]

"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

[gunsandfireandshit]

Transcendent comedy

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[weaver-z]

Nobody talks about the termites killed by anteaters...... it's right there in the name. ANT eaters. No one even cares that they eat more termites than ants. There's a stigma

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

STIGMA CLAWS IN YOUR NEST

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[were--ralph]

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

[were--ralph]

"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

[solitarelee]

[were--ralph]

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[brainrotdotorg]

[brainrotdotorg]

alternate version

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[sandersstudies]

Shout out to every fast food employee who has ever offered to make my order a slightly different way so that it comes out cheaper

[sandersstudies]

“Can I get a 20pc nugget?”

“We are actually having a BOGO deal on 10pc nuggets, would you like to do two of those?”

“Yes and also I’m going to kiss you on the mouth when I get to the window.”

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[charlottan]

who remembers playtime and naps

[charlottan]

see what they fucking took from us

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[trailcams]

source

[kalachakran]

ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*

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[kitsumo]

nobody tell them

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[catchymemes]

Goodboy takes the train